Crimson & Cream

blkdzn:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite

what the fuck
pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)
brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.